Stoned

Yes, I live in Amsterdam, but no, I am not stoned.

The girl who feeds our kitties while we were away told me this story about her dog:

We were in the Vondelpark and she (the dog) ate some vagrantpoop. There were drugs in it. Afterwards, she was walking around looking like this: (stoned looking face).

I thought it was quite funny.

Translator's note: I apologize for my use of the homemade compound word in the story above. In Dutch you have 1) a word for homeless person (zwerver) which I translated to vagrant because it was slightly more wieldy than saying homelesspersonpoop and 2) the ability to spontaneously create compound words in this way, which I realize seems somewhat irresponsible to the purist English-speaking reader. Please try to appreciate my creativity in this matter. Or at least, don't let it distract you from the deeper meaning of the anecdote.